The Satanic Cult Of The Left

Stone Age Idiot
4 min readOct 31, 2020

Many people I know, most of them average every day citizens who just want to make money at work, watch the game and grill, could not care less about the inner workings of the political elite and their many, many sins they have committed. But for those left wingers who are aware and choose to ignore those sins for the cause of #DumpTrump, this piece is for you.

You are willing to vote for a child groping creep with early onset Alzheimer’s that has a history of selling America out to China. You don’t care that he will do whatever it takes to protect his incestuous, crackhead pedophile son if it guarantees your right to have unprotected sex with strangers and murder your own children. All because he has a “D” next to his name. Also let us not forget the fact that for two general elections in a row, the perpetually unaware and handicapped Democrat Party could not put together anything resembling a coherent campaign to defeat the real estate business failure, WWE guest star and host of The Celebrity Apprentice, Donald Trump. The Democrat Party’s success is merely built upon the fact that the GOP is so inept, corrupt, and ineffective that if there was a Special Olympics the Dems would get silver medal every time.

If you think the Democrat establishment gives two shits about your laundry list of “oppressed” races and genders, you are sorely mistaken. They want your vote and they want your money, that’s it. They will use you to destroy any hope ANYBODY has of a happy and fulfilling life. Then you and your “enemy” conservatives will both be enslaved with nothing. You’ll have to make amends with each other when you’re both cell mates in the FEMA camp. You have been monumentally duped. The Democrats want Trump to accept the results of this election before it even happens, regardless of how it happens. Trump won’t respect the results of an election that was stolen from him through fraud. By the way, Trump also doesn’t know anything about Qanon because it’s fake as fuck and is literally shitposters on 4chan who have taken advantage of the mostly unaware psyche of the modern boomer. And also, the Proud Boys are a multi-ethnic drinking club who occasionally like to get into fist fights with anarchists. They’re literally nobodies. Stop pretending there’s a white supremacist boogey man when there is live video on cable news of black people and antifa burning down cities, murdering people, and literally seceding from cities like they’re Peter Griffin. You’re pissing in our faces and telling us it’s raining out. The fact is that leftists want conservatives dead, and they will do anything they can to achieve that end:

Accept the fact that left wingers are ruthless monsters who want things without having to work for them and that that is not how life works. You need to come down from your LSD induced pipe dream. You will consistently lose and be miserable. You do not even realize you are a victim of left wing doctrine that was fabricated in the perverted minds of sick academics because you are so caught up in how much of a gift to the world you are with your savior complex. It sickens me to see normal fully functioning children come back from a semester or two at their university and have completely transformed into degenerates. They dye their hair blue and armpit hair bright green and spew as many idiotic words as there are made up genders. Parents, you might as well put a bulk order in for red cloaks because your little girl is going to be marching on Capitol Hill to fight for her made up right to dismember her unborn son or daughter. She’ll have 6 abortions by the time she’s off your insurance plan. Congrats on the great parenting! God is dead. Catholic Universities are literally teaching “transgender theology”, whatever demented subject that could possibly be. Anybody with a normally functioning brain should at least turn their heads at that. The entire problem with universities could be solved by expelling all the students and trying the faculty at the Hague for crimes against humanity.

Before and After Infection

Disclaimer: Young women who vote for Trump may find that they lose 15 lbs over the course of a few weeks without effort; their facial piercings fall out; their hair dye reverts back to their natural hair color; they stop swearing and they go up a cup size. Liberal men who vote for Trump will immediately manifest beards like Tim Allen in The Santa Clause. Bench, squat, and deadlift maxes will immediately triple. Their voices will deepen and they’ll immediately become a natural shot at hunting and start chopping wood. All memories of being a male feminist will be ridden from their hippocampus as their bones harden and muscle density skyrockets. Reject modernity, return to tradition.

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